Yes, I'm sorry, dear reader, I'm once again neglecting my commitment to you. I recently read that one of the secrets to a successful blog was committing to it. And here was me thinking a good blog was letting your friends know 'holy cow I just totally nailed the get-the-counterfeit-plate-info-from-the-guy-on-the-cargo-ship mission!' thing in that level of Vice City.

Which I did last night. Yay me! Or Tommy, as the case may be.

Anyways, in the meantime, once again, I offer the following.

Oh really just-

The original:

The interpretation:

Once in a while you have to stop and listen.

And if you - erm - caught something in your eye listening/watching the latter, your stock just went up a few points in my books.