So let's say you're a long time fan of, ooh I don't know let's say Thomas Dolby. Let's also say that you're also a (very) cool guy and a pretty damned good musician living in Canada with a band called - oh I don't know - something like Science Ninja Big Ten.

And let's say that Thomas Dolby decides to do a quick tour of Canada.

And let's say he asks you and your band to be the supporting act. I'll wait while you read that again.

Hot diggity Crackers, well done mate! Thoroughly deserved. I'll bet you're giggling like a giddy schoolgirl!

Hope you (and Thomas) have an absolute ball! Wish I were there to see it. Proud (and humbled) as ever to know you.